Purple is one of my favorite colors.

This purple cat smells

I really like your comfy, cozy vibes, and I enjoy when those vibes get mixed in with funny jokes and puns. Plus you're cute!

I cheated on my final exam and got away with it. It's been eating me up inside and I feel guilty every day.

I enjoy squishing my dogs face a lot (:

A passion project that I'm working on is an incredibly dumb and cheesy romance. I'm embarrassed by it because people call it cute and then accuse me of being soft and that drives me crazy.

There is only one kind of golden hour. It is the kind where the sun sets just right in the evening sky so the lighting is perfect. Bonk.

I really like the band N*Sync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo in the band. If not there should be. I will write their next hit maybe. Bnnnchkkaabnnnnchkaadoooondoooon

Chatting with you always brightens my day. You warm my heart and give me hope. You are the best.

I used to shamelessly pickpocket people and made 10,000 dollars in a month. I don't regret it, I considered myself Robin Hood.

I touched tips with more people than i could count this week... In Limsa Lominsa

I'm more of a dog person D: where be the dog girls

I have passed out in the bathroom at work more than once.

Sometimes when people message me awkward tells in game I wait a min and then set afk so i can pretend to have missed them

To this day, about 20 of my closest friends still think I have song written about me when I was 5 years old because the lyrics in the song match almost exactly to a irl story that happened while I was on a cruise.

When i eat croissants, i separate the crunchy shell from the fluffy interior to eat them separately.

I have pretended to be asleep when I know my wife was about to ask me to do something.

I had a major crush on this girl enough to research so much about Doctor Who, which was her favorite show, just to try and impress her.

I make sure the stuffed animals I sleep with have their heads above the blanket so they can breathe.

I moved about 1300 miles away from friends and family that I grew up with recently. I am the happiest i've ever been.

Boyfriend no longer works on weekends. I miss my alone time.

Everytime I cook I pretend I'm on a cooking show or anime. I will talk the iamginary host or the person I'm competeing against through what I'm doing, crack jokes for the audience, and use my own catchphrase.

I call in sick to work about once a month to stay home and play video games.

I have more sympathy for abused animals than I do for people in third world countries.

I really like Japan and their culture. I watch anime, read manga, and listen to their music daily. I keep it a secret because western otakus are weird as fuck.

I am 30 years old and I still sleep with my baby blanket

I actually like Nickleback.

Because my game life is better than my IRL one. I specifically log out in a certain area in 14 with hopes that I'll be reincarnated as my character.

In my first year at Uni, at night I'd climb through people's kitchen windows and relieve them of any pizza's that they had in their fridge/freezer.

When I was 17 I went to a party of I guy I knew at school, wasn't close friends with him but we were friendly. At 17 you can get a driving license in the UK and a couple of people had drove and one guy who I'd never met before had parked his Citroen CX in the garden. Long story short, I ended up letting all his tyres down and ripping the hubcaps off and discus throwing them over into neighbouring gardens.

I was responsible for one of my friends getting fired from working at a pet store by pretending to be their boss. I'd rung the house phone first thing in the morning and spoken to their mum, asking them to pass on the message that my friend didn't need to come in to work until the afternoon on what turned out to be a busy Saturday. An argument broke out when they did arrive and I was told unrepeatable words were exchanged. I've never come clean.

I was once a very talented computer engineer. After finding out that an executive at my company has been stealing my work, I tried to hack into the system for proof. However, it transported me into the digital world, where I was forced to face off against my coworker's computerized likeness and the imposing Master Control Program. Aided by a digital friend named Tron, I became a freedom fighter for the oppressed programs of the grid.

I like to put shopping carts in parking spaces intentionally.

I hate it when my dog lays under my feet on the computer